Smoking Proverbs

By | January 9, 2017

Sayings about Smoking

If your beard’s on fire, others will light their pipes on it. ~ Turkish Proverbs

It is better to be without a wife for a minute than without tobacco for an hour. ~ Estonian Proverbs

One may live without one’s friends but not without one’s pipe. ~ Irish Proverbs

The pipe is nearer than the wife. ~ Estonian Proverb

Only men with thick lips should smoke a cigar. ~ Mexican Proverbs

Enough food and a pipe full of tobacco makes you equal to the immortals. ~ Chinese Proverb

The old pipe gives the sweetest smoke. ~ Irish Proverb

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~ Turkish Proverbs

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world. ~ Irish Proverb

Quotations about Smoking

Saying about smoking

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. ~ Brock Fiant

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ~ Oscar Wilde

Tobacco saps the land, saps the purse, and saps the man. ~ James Lendall Basford

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan! ~ Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself. ~ Barbara Kelly

But when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself. ~ Russell Hoban

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. ~ Brooke Shields

No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it’s the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living. ~ Moliere Quotes

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. ~ Author Unknown

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. ~ Lara Flynn Boyle

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. ~Arturo Toscanini

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. ~ Robert M. Gates

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ~ Douglas Adams

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying. ~ Author Unknown

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes. ~ Author Unknown

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain

There’s nothing quite like tobacco: it’s the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn’t deserve to live. ~ Jean Baptiste Molière

The cigarette does the smoking — you’re just the sucker. ~ Author Unknown

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette. ~ Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ~ George D. Prentice

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. ~ Clement Freud

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. ~ Woody Allen

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. ~ Author Unknown

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop — no ifs, ands or butts. ~ Edith Zittler

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. ~ King James I

Pipesmokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief. ~ Bill Vaughan

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics. ~ Liza Minnelli

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. ~ Author Unknown

It is quite a three-pipe problem. ~ Arthur Conan Doyle

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple. ~ Damien Hirst

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror – not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. ~ David Byrne

For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking. ~ The Lung Association of British Colombia

If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ~ Author Unknown

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. ~ Winston Churchill Quotes

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times. ~ Mark Twain Quotes

There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. ~ Trey Parker

Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. I don’t want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. ~ David Hockney

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. ~ Johnny Carson

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. ~ Mark Twain

Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking. A child is more likely to smoke when they have been raised in the environment of a smoker. ~ Christy Turlington

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God’s clean air. ~ Carrie Nation

And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. ~ Rudyard Kipling,

I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see! ~ Dave Beard

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~ Jay Leno

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. ~ Mark Twain Quotes

You’re always better off if you quit smoking; it’s never too late. ~ Loni Anderson

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