Sayings about Restaurant
In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter. ~ Jewish Proverbs
Never eat in a restaurant where the chef is thin. ~ Chinese Proverbs
When my child and I have eaten — then clear the table. ~ Moroccan Proverbs
Quotations about Restaurants
Read over your existing business plan like you read the menu at your favorite restaurant. ~ Darren L Johnson
I’m like a menu at an expensive restaurant; you can look at me, but you can’t afford me. ~ Anna Kournikova
It’s easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman. ~ Federico Fellini
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. ~ Austin Butler
The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews. ~ P. J. O’Rourke
If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant? ~ Martin Scorsese
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~ Morey Amsterdam
I don’t like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. ~ Oscar Wilde
I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass. ~ Phyllis Diller
Fame itself… doesn’t really afford you anything more than a good seat in a restaurant. ~ David Bowie
Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more. ~ Helena Rubinstein
There are things you just can’t do in life. You can’t beat the phone company, you can’t make a waiter see you until he’s ready to see you, and you can’t go home again. ~ Bill Bryson
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. ~ Don Herold
Life is like a restaurant; you can have anything you want as long as you are willing to pay the price. ~ Moffat Machingura
If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu. ~ Michael Enzi
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ~ Dave Barry
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. ~ Helen Rowland
When you do a menu at a restaurant, you have to be the engineer of that menu. It has to be a crowd-pleaser. ~ Jean-Georges Vongerichten
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. ~ Burt Lancaster
Once a waitress, always a waitress. ~ Sandra Bullock
A great restaurant doesn’t distinguish itself by how few mistakes it makes but by how well they handle those mistakes. ~ Danny Meyer
There are advantages to being a star though – you can always get a table in a full restaurant. ~ Ingrid Bergman
The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. ~ William Collier