Restaurant Proverbs

Sayings about Restaurant

In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter. ~ Jewish Proverbs

Never eat in a restaurant where the chef is thin. ~ Chinese Proverbs

When my child and I have eaten — then clear the table. ~ Moroccan Proverbs

Quotations about Restaurants

Read over your existing business plan like you read the menu at your favorite restaurant. ~ Darren L Johnson

I’m like a menu at an expensive restaurant; you can look at me, but you can’t afford me. ~ Anna Kournikova

It’s easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman. ~ Federico Fellini

How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. ~ Austin Butler

The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews. ~ P. J. O’Rourke

If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant? ~ Martin Scorsese

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~ Morey Amsterdam

I don’t like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. ~ Oscar Wilde

I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass. ~ Phyllis Diller

Fame itself… doesn’t really afford you anything more than a good seat in a restaurant. ~ David Bowie

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more. ~ Helena Rubinstein

There are things you just can’t do in life. You can’t beat the phone company, you can’t make a waiter see you until he’s ready to see you, and you can’t go home again. ~ Bill Bryson

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. ~ Don Herold

Life is like a restaurant; you can have anything you want as long as you are willing to pay the price. ~ Moffat Machingura

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu. ~ Michael Enzi

A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ~ Dave Barry

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. ~ Helen Rowland

When you do a menu at a restaurant, you have to be the engineer of that menu. It has to be a crowd-pleaser. ~ Jean-Georges Vongerichten

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. ~ Burt Lancaster

Once a waitress, always a waitress. ~ Sandra Bullock

A great restaurant doesn’t distinguish itself by how few mistakes it makes but by how well they handle those mistakes. ~ Danny Meyer

There are advantages to being a star though – you can always get a table in a full restaurant. ~ Ingrid Bergman

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. ~ William Collier

Restaurant Proverbs

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