Quotations about Vacations
A vacation should be just long enough for the boss to miss you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you. ~ Jacob Morton Braude
The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. ~ Author unknown
Vacations brighten a man. They tend to make his work more attractive to him and to make him more attractive to his work. ~ Harry Van Demark
The best thing about a vacation is planning it. ~ Andrew A. Rooney
No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~ Elbert Hubbard
Laughter is an instant vacation. ~ Milton Berle
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it. ~ Robert Orben
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. ~ Sam Ewing
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. ~ Earl Wilson
Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today’s world it has become a necessity. ~ Author Unknown
Vacations are a proper reward to anyone who has worked hard throughout the year. ~ Stephen L. J. Smith
The man who is so run down that he needs a vacation can never adjust or reform himself in two weeks. What he really needs is to re-transform his life. ~ Elbert Hubbard
A vacation is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ~ Evan Esar
Few vacations are as gratifying as those devoted to personal growth. ~ Pat Koch Thaler
Vacations are necessities, not luxuries. ~ Linda Bloom
No vacation goes unpunished. ~ Karl Hakkarainen
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. ~ Author Unknown
Really. Is there anything nice to be said about other people’s vacations? ~ Amor Towles
If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation. ~ Kin Hubbard
Those that say you can’t take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip. ~ Author Unknown
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. ~ Mark Twain
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. ~ Author Unknown
A man doesn’t have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where. ~ Evan Esar
When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person. ~ Aimee Friedman
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Vacations interfere with momentum. ~ Daniel Kirschenbaum
Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. ~ Mason Cooley
College is the longest vacation you will ever take. ~ Dan Indante and Karl Marks
A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. ~ Morris Fishbein
The family is always the family but during vacations it is an extended family and that is exhausting. ~ Gertrude Stein
Family values are a little like family vacations — subject to changeable weather and remembered more fondly with the passage of time. Though it rained all week at the beach, it’s often the momentary rainbows that we remember. ~ Leslie Dreyfous
